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  • 宗教笑話|F人工智能LING THE MATH TEST

    A ten-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Final...

    2025-02-04 13:52

  • 動物笑話|Cat Collector

    famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway1...

    2025-02-04 10:54

  • 動物笑話|A lonely frog

    A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic1 Hotline and asked what his future holds.His Personal Psychic(靈媒,巫師) Advisor2 tells...

    2025-02-04 10:53

  • 中英對照賞析|唐詩 FALLING LEAVES 落葉

    FALLING LEAVESKONG SHAOANIn early autumn Im sad to see falling leaves;Theyre dreary1 like a roamers heart which their fa...

    2025-02-03 22:53

  • 情感故事|一個時時懷抱夢想的人

    The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know...

    2025-02-03 16:35

  • 情感故事|A sweet night

    LAST autumn my parents were studying in Canada, and brought me over with them.It was soon my birthday. Then came Hallowe...

    2025-02-03 16:35

  • 情感故事|Gloves

    Seventy-three-year-old George McNeilon selected his food in Value Mart more carefully than NASA chose its candidates for...

    2025-02-03 13:51

  • 司法笑話|bad advice

    Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted1 a friend of his sitting on the steps outside, sobbing2...

    2025-02-03 10:51

  • 司法笑話|Valentines Day Cards

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged1, balding man standing2 at the counter methodically placing...

    2025-02-02 22:52

  • 雙語故事|專治駝背

    In the past, a man claimed to be a specialist in curing hunchbacks. His signboard read: I specialize in curing hunchback...

    2025-02-02 22:50

  • 雙語故事|他不想走

    My husband worked at a hospital that was supposed to be haunted by the ghost of a patient who died there. This patient h...

    2025-02-02 19:51

  • 西方文化|關于齋戒(節食) Fasting

    齋戒(節食)是指大家一段時間完全不吃東西或者不吃某些東西。一般大家由于宗教緣由齋戒。...

    2025-02-02 13:53

  • 西方文化|球拍比賽結果為何“零”會念成love

    這兩天看奧運會球類運動,聽到英文報比分時,把0念成love,而不是zero。報比分時把零稱為love,跟愛情沒任何關系,這里有個挺有趣的典故。...

    2025-02-02 13:51

  • 女性笑話|Blondeback Mountain

    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassi...

    2025-02-02 10:51

  • 女性笑話|Blondes Say The Darndest Things

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunet...

    2025-02-02 10:50

  • 兒童笑話|Doctor doctor collection 05

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into some...

    2025-02-01 10:49

  • 兒童笑話|Chicken jokes 01

    Q: Why did the dinosaur1 cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: T...

    2025-01-31 22:49

  • 兒童笑話|Dog jokes 05

    Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can't drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of...

    2025-01-31 22:48

  • 寓言故事|The Boneless King

    SOME Apes who had deposed1 their king fell at once into dissension and anarchy2. In this strait they sent a Deputation t...

    2025-01-31 19:34

  • 寓言故事|Uncalculating Zeal

    A MAN-EATING tiger was ravaging1 the Kingdom of Damnasia, and the King, greatly concerned for the lives and limbs of his...

    2025-01-31 19:34

  • 寓言故事|A Transposition

    TRAVELLING through the sage-brush country a Jackass met a rabbit, who exclaimed in great astonishment: Good heavens! how...

    2025-01-31 16:49

  • 寓言故事|The Honourable Member

    A MEMBER of a Legislature, who had pledged himself to his Constituents1 not to steal, brought home at the end of the ses...

    2025-01-31 16:49

  • 寓言故事|The Grasshopper and the Ant

    ONE day in winter a hungry Grasshopper1 applied2 to an Ant for some of the food which they had stored. Why, said the Ant...

    2025-01-31 13:47

  • 成人笑話|Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    Did you hear Michael Jackson is thinking of buying the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?He's looking for something with a tight end...

    2025-01-31 13:34

  • 成人笑話|Don't do dick

    What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?100 people who don't do dick!...

    2025-01-31 10:49

  • 成人笑話|Hitman playing golf

    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap1 carrying a golf bag...

    2025-01-31 10:49

  • 成人笑話|Fart on the porch

    Amos is getting on in years and his family decides that he is just too much of a burden and it's time to put him in a re...

    2025-01-30 22:48

  • 成人笑話|Grandpa dies

    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her g...

    2025-01-30 22:48

  • 大學考試|12 on trial for luring men to bar

    A gang of scammers who enticed1 victims with female company on the Internet before luring2 them to a city bar, where the...

    2025-01-30 19:48

  • 大學考試|HK 'world's freest economy'

    Hong Kong has been named the world's freest economy for the 15th year in a row.In the opinion of the editor of the econo...

    2025-01-30 19:34

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