When a woman found out that she was pregnant1, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later...
2025-03-25 13:34
My three-year-old daughter and I went shopping with my mother. She is a rather large woman, Mom sometimes has a tough ti...
2025-03-25 10:48
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"Ready to play the game, she...
2025-03-25 10:47
Once there were two mice1. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After m...
2025-03-24 22:46
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on th...
2025-03-24 22:34
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. This, he...
2025-03-24 19:46
大學考試|Storm turns Beijing sky yellow
A sandstorm, the first this year, turned the Beijing sky pale yellow on Sunday.The dust slightly polluted the air and re...
2025-03-24 19:45
Police1: When can it be that the thieves2 broke3 into your house?Owner4: How could5 I know as6 my watch was7 stolen8?警察:...
2025-03-24 16:37
雙語笑話|Fat Man and Thin Man 饑荒可能是你導致的
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby."From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a fami...
2025-03-24 16:36
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA1....
2025-03-24 10:44
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated1 by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride woul...
2025-03-24 10:44
寫作資料技巧|make hay while the sun shines 趁熱打鐵
大家常用make hay while the sun shines 要趁太陽高照晾曬干草來規勸別人找準時機、勿失良機,這個諺語和漢語成語趁熱打鐵的意思相近。有時大家也會省略它后半部分的while the sun shines,直接說make...
2025-03-23 10:44
寫作資料技巧|a spring in one's step 腳步充滿活力
名詞 spring 有兩個含義,一個是春季,另一個是彈簧。A spring in ones step 的字面意思是腳步里裝了彈簧,但實質表達的意思是由于心情好而讓人腳步愈加自信,更有朝氣。...
2025-03-23 10:34
Partricia Pania never wanted to be a national public figure. All she wanted to be was a mother and a homemaker. But her...
2025-03-22 13:34
You left it in the lift, he said. May I sit down?His voice was soft. Cultivated. What could I say? The tables were all p...
2025-03-22 10:46
We all have one of these. Some of us have more than one. By which I mean, a friend who we may laugh with, cry with, work...
2025-03-22 10:45
True love is we stick together in thick and thin. Especially when its thin, when its troublesome. Then we should really...
2025-03-21 22:45
編者按:Maya Angelou是美國文壇最耀眼的黑人女作家和詩人,成名作是一部名為I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings的自傳體小說。1993年她在美國總統Bill Clinton的就職儀式上特邀朗誦獻詩On th...
2025-03-18 13:40
Every day I need you LordBut this day especially,I need some extra strengthTo face what ever is to be.This day more than...
2025-03-18 13:40
SPRING IN ITALYFragrant1 and bright,even since February spring has been entering gardens,and here the almond has suddenl...
2025-03-18 10:40
Those Childhood DaysWhen you came into the world, she held you in her arms.You thanked her by weeping your eyes out.When...
2025-03-18 10:34
Milton! I think thy spirit hath passed awayFrom these white cliffs and high-embattled towers;This gorgeous fiery-coloure...
2025-03-17 22:40
Not from the stars do I my judgment1 pluck,And yet methinks I have astronomy;But not to tell of good or evil luck,Of pla...
2025-03-17 22:34
Bloody1 men are like bloody busesYou wait for about a yearAnd as soon as one approaches your sTOPTwo or three others app...
2025-03-17 19:34
What is this life if, full of care,We have no time to stand and stare.No time to stand beneath the boughs1And stare as l...
2025-03-17 19:34
TURNING and turning in the widening gyreThe falcon1 cannot hear the falconer;Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;M...
2025-03-17 16:41
We've grown close over timeNow I wish you were mineWhen I'm with youI never feel blueWith kisses so gentle and touches s...
2025-03-17 16:34
Shall I compare thee to a fine angel?And elegant, Beautiful, more like a roseYour beauty attracts when your hair dangles...
2025-03-17 13:40
You will never understand loveuntil you have questioned it.You will never know loveuntil you have explored it.You will n...
2025-03-17 13:34