Never on Sunday
Oh, you can kiss^{1 me on a Monday, a Monday
A Monday is very very good
Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday, a Tuesday
A Tuesday, in fact2 I wish you would
Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday, a Thursday
A Friday and Saturday is best
But never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday
A Sunday, 'cosplay that's my day of rest
Most any day you can be my guest
Any day you say, but my day of rest
Just name the day that you like the best
only stay away on my day of rest}

千萬不要星期天
噢！你可以在星期一的時候吻我
星期一是非常不錯的選擇
或者，你可以在星期二的時候吻我
事實上，我非常期望你如此
或是你可以在星期三和星期四吻我
星期五和星期六的話最好
但，千萬不要在星期天
由于，星期天是我休息的日子
任何一天，你都是我的座上嘉賓
日期隨你挑選，除去我休息日
選擇你最想要的那一天
只須避開我的休息日即可