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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmothe...
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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridicu...
2024-03-24 19:38
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A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest1 it. So they decided2 that in the next time that t...
2024-03-24 19:38
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Two nurses are giving a woman in a coma1 a sponge bath. They notice that when they get near her private areas that she s...
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman... Since then, n...
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英語(yǔ)文摘-英漢英語(yǔ)美文—The Best love2609
.Xrn797 { display:none; } The Best love I have a friend who is falling in love. She honestly claims the sky is bluer....
2024-03-24 08:38
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民間故事|The Rabbit Steals the Elephant's Dinner
Kalulu the rabbit was one day watching the children of Soko the monkey playing in the trees, and saw one monkey reach ou...
2024-03-23 10:23
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民間故事|The Beetle and the Silken Thread
The strange adventures related in the story of the Beetle1 and the Silken Thread took place in the town of Allahabad, th...
2024-03-22 22:39
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A number of young girls were drawing water at the village well and telling each other their fantasies of when and whom a...
2024-03-22 22:39
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In a little house in a little old village in Japan lived a little old man and his little old wife. One morning when the...
2024-03-22 19:40
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Once upon a time...An old queen, whose husband had been dead for many years, had a beautiful daughter. When she grew up...
2024-03-22 19:38
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Out behind the big red barn at the edge of the walnut1 grove2 is a most magnificent pond shaded by an old oak tree. I'll...
2024-03-22 16:39
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Once upon a time...Once upon a time there lived a Fairy who had power over the earth, the sea, fire, and the air; and th...
2024-03-22 16:37
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Once upon a time...A poor woodcutter lived with his wife and three daughters in a little hut on the borders of a great f...
2024-03-22 13:38
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The Difference a Teacher Can Make Steve, a twelve-year-old boy with alcoholic1 parents, was about to be lost forever, by...
2024-03-21 22:23
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1 夏季的飛鳥，飛到我的窗前唱歌，又飛去了。 秋季的黃葉，它們沒(méi)什么可唱，只嘆息一聲，飛落在那里。...
2024-03-21 19:29
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|The Fortune Cookie Prophecy 被愛(ài)是最大的驚喜
There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved; it is God's finger on man's shoulder.--Charles Morga...
2024-03-21 19:23
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.Lpa717 { display:none; } Do Americans have any morals?Thats a good question.Many people insist that ideas about right...
2024-03-21 08:38
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It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold1 you and give you a...
2024-03-20 22:37
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As a pregnant woman walked into a bank one day, a man dressed in black came in and shot her three times in the stomach....
2024-03-20 22:37
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A husband and wife decided1 they needed to use code2 to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their chil...
2024-03-20 19:37
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One of the teachers had a kindergartener1 come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog...
2024-03-20 19:36
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What do Scotsmen eat?Tart'n'pie!What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?The full moon because it's lighter1!What tow...
2024-03-20 16:38
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What is Cheddar Gorge1?A large cheese sandwich!What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?It gets wet!Why...
2024-03-20 16:38
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寓言故事|The Hawk and the Nightingale
A NIGHTINGALE, sitting aloft upon an oak and singing according tohis wont1, was seen by a Hawk2 who, being in need of fo...
2024-03-20 13:36
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寓言故事|The Herdsman and the Lost Bull
A HERDSMAN tending his flock in a forest lost a Bull-calf1 fromthe fold. After a long and fruitless search, he made a vo...
2024-03-20 13:35
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寓言故事|The Hunter and the Woodman
A HUNTER, not very bold, was searching for the tracks of a Lion. He asked a man felling oaks in the forest if he had see...
2024-03-20 10:37
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There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked...
2024-03-20 10:36
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成人笑話|10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress1 has turned into a giant sponge.2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.3. An earthquake of 3.4...
2024-03-19 22:35
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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy1, when he said, I don't know what to get my wife for her bir...
2024-03-19 22:23