Prepare Yourself
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked1 all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop.

Two days later he received a response: Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.
自己做好籌備
校園里流傳著如此的故事:一個學生一次給爸爸媽媽拍了一份電報,上面寫著:母親,我所有功課都不及格,被學校開除。讓父親做好籌備。
兩天將來,他收到了回電:父親已籌備好。你一個人做好籌備吧!